i should come with a WARNING label lately

Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:29 by Blair

 

WARNINGThis woman may be prone to sudden outbursts for 5-7 days during the most inopportune time of the month.  She may do any or all of the following without warning and without reasoning:  bloat, cry, laugh, sulk, crave or binge.  Her feelings may be poised on her shoulder and her come-backs may be spring loaded.   In case of hurt feelings or provoked anger, prepare a hot bath (with bubbles), apply flowers and a back rub.  If condition worsens, try jewelry or a special night out.

 

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